• February 12, 2012

DoE

CORPORATE BRANDING EXERCISES

Gal Who Used To Lie For Dick Cheney & John Cornyn & Bush Admin. Energy Dept. Will Now Lie For BP

by Ken Layne

12:49 pm June 2, 2010

Troubled oil giant BP, which just wants its life back, is having a “bad news year” and needs the kind of experienced press flak who’s got plenty of experience lying for America’s most evil people. This is, after all, America — despite the Gulf of Mexico’s mysterious “Mexican Name” that keeps Sarah Palin confused every [...]

LIBERALS

And Now Obama Will Build Nuke Plants Everywhere

by Ken Layne

12:05 pm February 16, 2010

Liberal heartthrob Barack Obama had so much fun bombing Muslims over the weekend! There’s hardly anything that drives the libtards nuts like having the robot death planes bomb poor countries and then having somebody at a podium just barely suppressing their drunken laughter as they claim it was “Hitler’s Number Two” or whatever. Oh wait, [...]

BUMMER

Thanks For Ruining Steven Chu’s Facebook Experience

by Ken Layne

6:04 pm July 21, 2009

Oh great, now you cretins have ruined the Facebook experience of a Nobel-prize-winning physicist who is saving America from Energy Problems, when he’s not cooking or trying to learn golf.

NATIONAL SECURITY

National Security and the Curse of Crap Metal

by Ken Layne

12:59 pm November 27, 2006