• February 13, 2012

domestic terrorism

SCOOTER ARMIES UNITE

America’s Newest Mass Terrorist Threat: Crabby Seniors

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

12:11 pm November 2, 2011

So what sorts of hobbies are America’s agitated olds taking up these days when they are not busy surfing the apocalypse survival kit and Bible sale ads on Newsmax? Plotting mass murder, it turns out. Yeesh. When did soothing naps go out of style? The FBI arrested four seniors in Georgia Tuesday for allegedly using [...]

THE RISE OF THE OLDS

Lame Old White-Guy Terrorist Tries To Blow Up Mich. Mosque With Fireworks

by Jack Stuef

10:31 am January 31, 2011

EMAIL OF THE DAY

‘You Remind Me Of Timothy McVeigh, The Domestic Terrorist’

by Sara K. Smith

10:51 am August 5, 2009

Not for the first time, we are sort of at a loss to explain how certain bewildered Wonkette visitors find themselves in the unfortunate position of reading the trash that passes for writing on this site. If you are a million-year-old subscriber to motherfucking Juno, shouldn’t you have some sort of pre-installed Internet Pornography Filter [...]