Donald Trump
Here you will see three idiots on the sofa stare intently into a void. Out of the void comes the voice of a fourth idiot. “When it comes to racism and racists,” the fourth idiot muses (he uses “racists” as if it were a subject unencompassed by “racism” in order to seem more intelligent), “I [...]
Donald Trump is no longer this month’s Indianapolis 500 pace car driver. [...] In recent weeks, Trump pressed President Barack Obama to prove his birthplace, which created a media firestorm. Speedway officials felt the backlash and were inundated by complaints on social media, including a Facebook page called “Dump Trump.” He was… fired? It’s kind [...]
Did you hear about liberal hate site “Groupon” sponsoring the racist Donald Trump’s racism? Groupon, you’re fired! What’s next? How about those liberals at the Mormon university? Yeah, how about them? A guy who makes prints of Jesus and the GOP Presidents and the Troops has pulled his precious artworks from the Mormon Church-owned Brigham [...]
According to Donald Trump, he didn’t serve in U.S. armed forces in the Vietnam War because the Vietcong offered him more money because he had a very high draft number. (Wasn’t it cute how America used a lottery to choose which young men it was going to have killed in order to ease its crippling [...]
“Curse-bombs,” the AP calls them. Yep, that is a way to get attention. We have a feeling Donald Trump is going to really focus on winning Nevada, as he can pretty much just hang around Las Vegas for months and do ridiculous things. “This white tiger and I go way back. Come over here, white [...]
Tipster “Alan S.” notes one can see Donald Trump’s prescription pill bottles in a couple of his video blogs. But more interesting is something else we spotted sitting on his desk: Trump’s book The America We Deserve, which was written up quickly to detail his political views in preparation for a potential Reform Party presidential [...]
Now that Donald Trump has declared victory on President Obama’s birth certificate he can return to the REAL issue of his campaign, which, according to this video blog from his desk a month ago, is that an actor in television advertisements for Geico should not be in those advertisements. Look, Trump likes the talking lizard [...]
Did you know Donald “The Dildo” Trump also has a line of crappy men’s accessories? Apparently true! And you would never ever see such things in real life unless you worked in accounting at some used car dealership in Ocean City, Maryland. But, if for some reason you know one of those CostCo shoppers who [...]
While Donald Trump’s team of gumshoes are now travelling the globe trying to find evidence of how President Obama got into Harvard Law School even though he is one of the blacks, it turns out his very own son-in-law, Jared Kushner, is one of those rich types who sneak their way into the Ivy League [...]
Meghan McCain has interviewed Donald Trump, of course. What else would she do with her days? Here’s how it begins: “So are we doing a radio show?” Trump asks. “No, this is an interview for The Daily Beast,” Meghan responds. “Oh, OK, good,” Trump says. (He’s never been to the Internet and has no idea [...]
