drilling
Offshore drilling? He did? Offshore drilling, YAY!!!… oh yah, Boehner says what? Shoulda read mah gash-darn Frank Luntz memo… IT’S A TRAP & COMMUNISM, why does Obama hate our troops? [Twitter]
The City of Wasilla makes its big debut on the Internet! This thing is called “Document Central” and there are like 9 PDFs, which Sarah Palin will soon ban. [Ben Smith] Boy emperor George W. Bush approves of Sarah Palin because of her experience in Washington as Governor of Alaska. [Jonathan Martin] Nancy Pelosi refuses [...]
President George Bush Jr. today lifted the executive ban on domestic offshore drilling for oil and natural gas, the same ban that his liberal father instituted 20-ish years ago. Take that, old retreating hack! But before the oil companies can start drilling off of your dock, Congress must lift its ban. Well that should be [...]
A Wonkette Senate operative has informed us that Idaho Sen. Larry Craig is on the Senate floor now, and “he’s talking about the ‘Craig Does Act,’ and said ‘we adjusted ourselves a little bit’ referencing ‘the no zone’ as well.” Yes folks, it’s true: Larry Craig is a major player in Congressional efforts to end [...]
Gay Florida Gov. Charlie Crist has been actively opposed to drilling for oil off of Florida’s coast his entire political career. Many Florida politicians oppose it, in fact! Short version: it ruins the environment which would ruin tourism. Long version: “It would harm beaches vital to the state’s tourism economy and interfere with weapons testing [...]
While Hillary Clinton remains hidden in a secret Polynesian island bunker, where she drinks single malt scotch and eats artichoke hearts prepared by a cadre of Gypsy slaves all day long, she is still somehow doing her job as a fake Senator. Today she, along with fellow New York Senator Chuck Schumer and some Congressman, [...]
The saddest part about Tim Russert’s death last Friday was not that he was young. It’s that he never got to stick it to those damn liberal tree-fuckers who don’t want to drill America’s coasts for sweet, sweet Texas Tea! Such was the extrapolation of Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) yesterday on the House floor. Do [...]
