• February 13, 2012

drivers

EVERY CONFUSING INTERSECTION IS HOLLOWED GROUND

McCain Voters Killing Everyone Nonstop With Their Drunk Driving

by Riley Waggaman

5:28 pm September 29, 2010

Hey, remember in 2008 when you voted for America’s Next Top President? Many people voted for “Barack Obama” but also a reasonable number of folks voted “John McCain” (Yours Truly voted for “Bart Simpson,” the real candidate of Change). According to a Venn diagram over at the Daily Beast, people who live in states that [...]

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Advance Teams Of Thugs, Stunt Drivers Sent To London Before G20

by Sara K. Smith

12:53 pm March 30, 2009

President Obama has dispatched an army of sterilization goons to London in advance of the G20 meeting this week. Their task: to remove the gonads of any human who invades the “sterile area” around the president. Obama also sent his driver over early so that he could familiarize himself with the quaint English custom of [...]

GUANTANAMO UPDATE

by Sara K. Smith

10:40 am August 6, 2008

BIN LADEN’S DRIVER CONVICTED: Salim Hamdan was found guilty of providing material support for terrorism, but was acquitted of conspiring with al-Qaeda. [CBC News]