• February 15, 2012

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IT'S MORNING IN AMERICA

Florida Governor Desperately Wants To Be Scott Walker, Fails Miserably

by Riley Waggaman

9:13 am April 29, 2011

Republican governors are deeply envious of union-bustin’ blowhard Scott Walker and all of his delicious campaign Koch-tributions. Especially Florida governor Rick Scott! Sometimes Rick Scott fantasizes about skinning Scott Walker and then making a body suit out of the skin, so that he can have something nice to wear for important occasions (like the Royal [...]

THE NEGRO PROBLEM

by Wonkette Jr.

2:01 am January 13, 2010

WHEN HARRY MET NEGROES: “Republicans are very angry with Reid this week, and not just because he’s a powerful Democrat in Washington about to pass the thing Republicans hate more than Islam, which is affordable health care for Americans.” [Las Vegas Weekly]