e-mail of the day
A daily puzzle here at Wonkette’s World News Headquarters is trying to figure out what the hell people are going on about, in their emails to your editors, because it’s a rare occurrence when an angry reader who stumbled across some random three-year-old Wonkette post bothers to identify whatever post was so upsetting. The link [...]
Last week your Wonkette posted some news about racism in Tennessee, because it was so shocking and rare and etc. Racism, in the South?! Many days later, this post drained all the way to the Internet’s southern parts, where a proud local man discovered the item in question, maybe on his ex-wife’s cousin’s ‘puter. He [...]
Whoa hey when’s that Mayan Apocalypse thing, anyway? Is that what this nice lady is talking about? Because we’re pretty sure the election is in November, of this year, seven months from now. And if any Teabaggers magically win seats in Congress, they’ll be sworn in and just cold repealin’ everything to each other long [...]
It was only a matter of time (fifteen months?) before a teabagger found out about this vulgar website “on the Internet.” All of us, everyone, will remember forever where they were and what they were wearing when some dumb guy on Hotmail (?!) wrote to your Wonkette and delivered the killing blow: WHY DON’T U [...]
From: Cindy ___ To: tips@wonkette.com Date: Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 5:32 PM Subject: Neither Democrat or Republican – they both suck! I am almost old enough to vote and have a lot of questions about what’s going on with the government. Republican, Democrat, right, left, what does it all mean? What does each party [...]
In our first 2009 edition of “Email of the Day,” we bring you two (2) tragic examples of America’s Dumb People fighting a losing battle with words … and one of them also tries (and fails) to deploy the weapon of “sarcasm.” Also: What kind of terrible person refuses to show the Proper Respect to [...]
Oh, you people. We did a nice post about the Bilderberg Group having its big annual elitist meeting in the D.C. Metro Area, starting today, and what do we get for it? A lot of angry paultard-esque emails calling us dumb and elite and not elite and not intellectual and, probably, sheeple. Let’s review the [...]
‘Never a N___r In The White House, Biggot!’
by Ken Layne
Here’s something good about our new Great Depression: All Internet companies are going under, soon, along with the websites of newspapers and cable channels, and of course all the companies that provide the free blogging. What this means, we sincerely hope, is the end of Web Comments, forever. It was an “interesting” experiment, etc., and [...]