earth day
In honor of the single day each year when we remember that we live on an actual planet and not aboard some weird cruise ship in space full of giant baby-people, America’s politicians will pass comprehensive climate-change legislation and embark upon a grand mission to build a new economy based on renewable energy and sustainable [...]
Thursday is Earth Day, a day when we thank the earth for being so great and earthy and celebrate by rubbing clean coal all over ourselves. You’re supposed to wear green and drink green beer too, but with the lights off of course. This is the one day in America when the earth actually matters. [...]
THE GLOBAL INTERNATIONALIST: “We all share this warm, level, heavily peopled planet, although of course we do not actually share it.” [True/Slant]
Is Earth Day An Ancient Egyptian Pagan Plot To Destroy Economy For Worship Of Earth Overlord ‘Gaia’?
The Indecision Forever blog ranks this Newsbusters poll as “The Dumbest Piece of Internet Pollution This Earth Day,” which would be true, if it weren’t for the comments section immediately below it.
Oh is there something special about today? Not that we could notice, but then here comes a spam from fat dope clown Al Gore and his latest ponzi scheme, “Repower America.” It’s the Earth Day! America’s celebration of the planet it owns, huzzah! Have you done your part? No? So you are some kind of [...]
