easter egg roll
Once upon a time there was this guy named Jesus, who told a bunch of people that he was the Son of God and did lots of magic tricks until Mel Gibson killed him in front of disgusted audiences everywhere, the end. This is the foundation for the world’s angriest religion, Christianity. This is also [...]
It’s that special time a year, about six weeks from now, when winter will supposedly be “over,” and maybe the economy or at least the ruined frozen earth will begin to show a few “green shoots” and that means it’s time to celebrate the Spring Equinox, commonly known to American Christians as “Easter” or “Eostre” [...]
