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Obama Wishes Brad Manning Happy Easter At Pagan Egg Roll Shindig
“I hope you all had a wonderful Easter,” Barack Obama told his adoring crowd of pagan bunny worshipers. Does Obama hope that Bradley Manning had a wonderful Easter? That’s what we asked our War Monger President, as he walked past us. HD Blu-Ray Flip Cam footage after the jump!
America Finally Safe From Immigrant Children And Their Immigrant Ways
Yesterday, Senate Republicans — the most sexually secure people in the entire world — filibustered a motion to debate the possibility of maybe repealing Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. You were probably too busy having a ham biscuits parade in honor of Lindsey Graham, but did you hear about that “other” thing Senate Republicans stalled, like [...]
BP Blameless, According To BP Internal Investigation
An internal investigation conducted by BP has concluded that it can start drilling again immediately, hooray! Oh and also “Team BP” did nothing wrong, at all, and so if you Americans still need someone or something to pay for the stuff in the ocean, sue the oil rig owner Transocean or the chavs at Halliburton, [...]
Say goodbye to all the zeitgeist-y cover stories in your City Paper. [The Georgetown Voice] Here is a nauseating list of all eggs and ice cream and coffee that famous Washington celebrities eat upon waking. [DCist] Why all DCs bagels are so terrible, and a $700 billion Bagel Bailout Plan. [City Paper] Ha ha, here [...]
Match The Dumb Easter Egg With Its Dumb U.S. State!
by Ken Layne
