• February 14, 2012

email of the day

Did you know Barack Obama is an overzealous baby who obviously wanted to get into show business, but mistakenly became president? No? You don’t know that? Maybe you should turn off your “converter box government controlled t.v.s.” It’s even better than an Email of the Day — it’s the AOL comment of the day!

From: Cindy ___ To: tips@wonkette.com Date: Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 5:32 PM Subject: Neither Democrat or Republican – they both suck! I am almost old enough to vote and have a lot of questions about what’s going on with the government. Republican, Democrat, right, left, what does it all mean? What does each party [...]

In our first 2009 edition of “Email of the Day,” we bring you two (2) tragic examples of America’s Dumb People fighting a losing battle with words … and one of them also tries (and fails) to deploy the weapon of “sarcasm.” Also: What kind of terrible person refuses to show the Proper Respect to [...]

EMAIL OF THE DAY: “from: [REDACTED] to: tips@wonkette.com date: Fri, Jul 25, 2008 at 2:19 PM subject: ASSHOLETTES.COM ASSHOLETTES. COM — NOW, DOESN’T THAT SOUND BETTER ? ADMIT IT, YOU KNOW IT FITS BETTER WITH ALL THE STUPID CRAP YOU SPEW OUT.”

Oh, you people. We did a nice post about the Bilderberg Group having its big annual elitist meeting in the D.C. Metro Area, starting today, and what do we get for it? A lot of angry paultard-esque emails calling us dumb and elite and not elite and not intellectual and, probably, sheeple. Let’s review the [...]

Way back in the early 1990s, America learned the hard way that strange e-mails from people with AOL e-mail addresses like “krazi hott lucey” are not “hott” even if they are “krazi.” In other words, Hillary’s special group of educationally challenged “white women” are going to launch a War of Horror against this country, America, [...]