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Obamanomics is a book about how Barack Obama will make us all rich. Soapbama, brought to you by the maker of Scrubya, is a soap that smells of eucalyptus, spearmint, naked ambition, sex, and mobile phone holsters. Both will be on sale tonight at Vertigo Books in College Park, where Obamanomics author John Talbott will [...]
Have you heard of this secret society called the Cardboard Tube Fighting League? They plan on infiltrating the National Mall on July 26 for some good old-fashioned papergoods warfare, and they will take all comers. How much would you pay to engage in this exciting activity? Several hundred dollars, you say? Joke’s on you, suckers, [...]
It’s now well after 1 p.m. and we haven’t heard anything from editor Jim Newell, so we have to assume he’s either in jail or rigorously pursuing his vow to “fuck 50 paultards” in the woods somewhere, or maybe in the reflecting pool. All we have are some drunken comments from the Wonkette operatives who [...]
