executive orders
Swag Industry Does Not Care For Obama’s War on Government Swag
Barack Obama’s latest hard-charging attack on federal waste is a presidential directive complete with triumphant press release officially ordering government agencies to cut back on the purchase of promotional products, aka “swag,” that will somehow save taxpayers millions of dollars they probably did not realize they were spending on Supreme Court-themed Magic 8-balls or ATF [...]
Useless promotional gear is an important part of American culture. After all, the Founding Fathers were all wearing Ovaltine sweatshirts and Livestrong bracelets when they created this country, which is probably why Barack Obama is now doing everything he can to destroy yet another part of our American way of life. On Wednesday, Obama will [...]
Barack Obama Gives Atheists Their Rotten Stem Cells To Play With
by Jim Newell
Next to basketball, Barack Obama’s favorite hobby is to take Leftover Fetuses — known as “table scraps” in the White House kitchen — mix them up in a blender, sit them atop a bed of arugula and a balsamic reduction, and DINE. This is called embryonic stem cell research, and he passed an executive order [...]
Of course it’s fixed now, because Arianna Huffington hates funny things. Also how about that President Obama, hmm? He has been a very busy fellow these past two days, all signing (singing?) important orders and actually doing stuff he said he would do in his campaign. [Huffington Post]
Secret Interrogation Techniques to be Replaced With Other Secret Interrogation Techniques
by Alex Pareene
