• February 13, 2012

F-22

RUMORS ON THE INTERNETS

Freepers Have Feelings Too

by Riley Waggaman

4:14 pm August 10, 2009

If we don’t have the F-22, how are we going to fight China, on the Moon? [RedState] From now on, please refer to Matt Yglesias as the Breeding Male. Thank you. [Matt Yglesias] First there was Tom Paine, with his annoying pamphlets. And then there was That Guy, who brutalized baby dolls and then hung [...]

JESUS IS THEIR CO-PILOT?

Wingnuts Will Use Canceled F-22 Raptor To Kill All the Gay People In America

by Ken Layne

2:22 pm July 24, 2009

Ha, wingnuts, good luck getting Republican senators and congressmen to vote for their own fiery destruction! UPDATE: Yes, it was sent out three days after the Senate F-22 vote. [Newsmax email]

CARTOON VIOLENCE

American Sex Pigs

by Josh Fruhlinger

12:00 pm July 24, 2009

By the Comics Curmudgeon Oh, the noble pig! This beast is the cleverest and friendliest of your barnyard animals — seriously, have you ever looked into the dim, soulless eyes of a cow or a chicken? — and is delicious when transformed into a whole panoply of meat products. Yet whenever it gets used in [...]