Why was George W. Bush at Facebook today? A lot of people work there and have disposable income on which to purchase a memoir? Bush was wondering if his Farmville animals lived there and if he could visit them? Anyway, Bush “liked” his book on Facebook’s stage and told those assembled stories about Vladmir Putin [...]
News agency TMZ with more on Willow’s nationally important Facebook: A gay, conservative, tea-party heavy group thinks it’s stupid to label Sarah Palin’s daughter or family “homophobes” … just because Willow Palin called a guy a fa**ot on Facebook. Haha, “gay, conservative, tea-party heavy group”? Aren’t they all? Also, what is this mysterious “fa**ot” word? [...]
Politics news: Willow and Bristol Palin are teenagers from podunk Alaska and are not brilliant honors students. So they are on The Facebook, where they are easily led into angry Facebook “flame wars” when people say their mother’s horrible teevee show is horrible. So, surprise! Willow uses gay slurs and calls people “fat” and uses [...]
Even though Bristol Palin was dancing in California on the television last night, she still should have sent in her ballot absentee, because voting is just what white rural folks do, and that’s how their candidates win elections. But this morning, as the sun continues to hover over Alaska, Joe Miller is crying because Bristol [...]
Who is this mysterious man next to the guy with the shoe-polish face? No, it is not a “good Carl Paladino costume,” it is the man himself, doing what every candidate should do mere hours before his gubernatorial election: get drunk at the local bar and grope some young women in “sexy Mrs. Buttersworth” costumes. [...]
First your grandparents joined it. Now this guy. That place is horrible. Abramoff lists three “likes and interests,” one being himself, “Jack Abramoff.” The other two are “Zvi Gluck and Jewish Community Hero,” a fan page for a Queens, N.Y., man who is a semifinalist in a competition hosted by the Jewish Federations of North [...]
Instead of banning hate speech, FARCEbook should just give guns to all those suicidal gay teens. [RedState] Obama is secretly calculating the demise of the American economy, so he and his down-low boyfriend, Tim Geithner, can get off on the destruction of America. [RFD America] Finally, some Republicans are bravely standing up against the most [...]
Some wingnut found out Campbell’s Soup in Canada is now certified halal and became very angry that Sharia law was being imposed on his chicken-noodle soup, as we briefly mentioned yesterday. Suddenly, there is now a Facebook page full of thousands of wingnuts “protesting” this, or whatever it is you call idiots trying to type [...]
Oh no! It’s the Mama Grizzly’s husband, Anger Bear! “Sarah spent all morning working on a Face book post for Joe, she won’t use it, not now.” Aww, the poor thing, slaving away on a status update for someone she thought was a friend. This is from an e-mail Todd Palin sent Joe Miller on [...]
When white people get angry/sad/want to exchange pictures of cats, they almost always create “groups” on the Internet, because that’s how you show that you care about the issues (“1,000,000 Facebook Users For More Fruit in Our Yoplait Go-Gurt,” et cetera). So when current DC Mayor and champion of white-people causes “Adrian Fenty” lost the [...]
There’s suddenly a 2010 midterm photoshoppin’ deal going on, we realized just now. People are posting things at our Facebook page, which is here. IT IS SO CRAZY, especially this one with the late Anton LaVey, beloved man about town in San Francisco, and his young apprentice Christine O’Donnell, who foolishly confused Satanism with Witchcraft. [...]
OMG! Bristol Palin has her own OFFICIAL Bristol Palin OFFICIAL Facebook fan page. So if you were wondering why that site was down this afternoon, there you have it. “I have decided to embark on something new and step out of my ‘comfort zone’ in order to tell my story and advocate for the pro-life [...]
It’s bad enough to be in a world in which Sarah Palin exists. That right there is a direct refudiation of Gottfried Leibniz. But some people on this planet also have to live with their name being “Sarah Palin,” which refudiates any opposition to assisted suicide. So mostly they have to deal with people making [...]
Once upon a time the College Republican organization fell in love with Barack Obama on Facebook because of his hot abs, but then after he extended their Pell Grants and let them stay on their parents’ health insurance till they were 26 they all realized what a Socialist celebutante he is and stopped posting on [...]
Facebook is basically ruining every single marriage, because it’s impossible to just be friends with someone on the internet — inevitably you always end up fingerbanging them (or “poking” them). You have 500 Facebook friends, you say? Well that’s 500 fingerbangs! Repent, adulterous slimeball: We all know how the story goes: Boy meets girl. Boy [...]
