• February 14, 2012

family research council

Hey, COOL! Some crazy wingnut lady is sharing her abortion porn-based decorating tips with America’s college kids! Rep. Vicky Hartzler of Missouri recommends covering the dorm bulletin board with high-quality prints of aborted fetuses (which, in the video sounds more like “aborted feces”, no?). If graphic late-term abortion footage won’t exactly fly with your feminazi [...]

The Family Research Council, Satan’s favorite little pack of square-edged dildo monsters, mysteriously gave screamy attention whore Joe Walsh an award recognizing him as a “pro-family” human despite the fact that Joe Walsh is known back in reality as the worst, most anti-family human in Congress, for cheating his kids out of their little child [...]

Listen up gays: There are Christians out there who agree with Carl Paladino that you being gay is bad for your health. But it’s not because they hate you, it’s because they just care about you so much! They want to stand by your handsome bedside and hold your handsome hand and help you recover [...]

Vengeful mobs of Real Americans converged on DC this past weekend to enjoy the all-you-can-eat Freedom & Diabetes buffet at the Values Voter Summit. Even Christine O’Donnell stopped by to pout for money and talk about how her “love affair with liberty isn’t tame, but boy is it good” — cruel verbal foreplay that made [...]

After snowbilly grifter Sarah Palin’s lame performance at the “Value Voters” pretend straw poll in Iowa, America’s Christian Moral Majority began washing their hands of the Wasilla scam artist. The actual leader of the Family Research Council went so far as to say Palin “maybe” isn’t a viable candidate for anything. But she could function [...]

“The pictures on the Rentboy.com profile show a shirtless young man with delicate features, guileless eyes, and sun-kissed, hairless skin. The profile touts his ‘smooth, sweet, tight ass’ and ‘perfectly built 8 inch cock (uncut)’ and explains he is ‘sensual,’ ‘wild,’ and ‘up for anything’ — as long you ask first.” Anyway, we’ll stop planning [...]