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Rahm Emanuel wanted Obama’s Senate seat for himself — it is a fucking object of inestimable worth — and asked Blaggy to save it for him. Still, he didn’t offer Blaggy any famous nine-fingered handjobs in return. [TPMMuckraker] Howard Wolfson is taking his porn and his Bon Iver mixtapes and his dumb blog to New [...]