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A Catholic church in Denver loves to bury the remains of aborted fetuses, no doubt to remind the priests of all the children they missed out on abusing. [Hyscience] That filthy obesity propagandist (and enormous fatty) Michelle Obama keeps perpetuating the myth that the gross-inflation of our national midriff is somehow bad for America. [DRScoundrels] [...]
Uh? Following in the footsteps of KFC’s Double Down and that giant pizza/burger thing at Burger King, they cooked up something awful at the World Food Festival in Iowa — a Krispy Kreme cheeseburger. And yes, it’s just what you think — a cheeseburger on a Krispy Kreme Donut. Apparently this has been done before, [...]
So much for eating your veggies and growing a garden and doing jumping jacks until you’re skin and bones. If we’ve learned anything this year, it’s that the only way to get ahead in politics is to get really fat — that or have cancer and exploit yourself. And DC is just the place to [...]
Holy baloney, the “2009 Elections” are in less than a week! QUICK BRIEFING: Bloomberg will win, McDonnell will win, New Jersey is a toss-up, the end. The only issue that matters in the New Jersey governor’s race right now is about how astonishingly fat Republican candidate Chris Christie is and whether his insatiable, non-stop search [...]
Last year, even some Democrats liked Mike Huckabee for two and a half seconds because he had “ideas” that went beyond “grind up the bottom 2 percent of earners into Hamburger Helper and give Fred Thompson another tax cut.” He said novel things about looking after the Poors and probably some other shit, who can [...]
Poor Southern hobo and the 2008 GOP primary’s most potent premature ejaculation, Mike Huckabee, first made waves on the national stage when his fat ass lost hundreds of pounds on some kind of “diet-and-exercise” regimen. He wrote a book about this and most people read it several times. Even through the hectic presidential campaign, Huckabee [...]
