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There was much to be thankful for last week in the world of our sassy FLOTUS, Michelle Obama. On Wednesday, the five or six non-obese Americans who still exist clutched their Squanto prayer beads and rejoiced, because Abominable Snowbilly Sarah Palin is not residing in the White House (yet), so the arteries of America’s children [...]
For most Americans, “staying in shape” is the involuntary act that occurs when the escalator breaks down at the shopping mall and everyone is forced to walk an extra fifty feet to the elevator, and an afternoon is ruined. But for fancy FLOTUS Queen Michelle Antoinette Obama, every day is a new excuse to put [...]
Not even Elmo, Sesame Street’s pusher extraordinaire, is capable of peddling broccoli to little children. [Matt Yglesias] Jonah Goldberg impresses the entire world with his 5th-grade Latin (“I likeus Star Trekius”). [The Corner] Fourteen dudes and Sofia Coppola were arrested for being terrible mobsters. [Daily Intel] Hundreds of military generals are flipping out because if [...]
You sure look proud, you swollen little vulgarian. We liked conservatives a lot better when they went to church and didn’t walk around in public flashing cartoon porn at everybody. Enjoy your life on welfare! [via Rumproast]
