father’s day
Assuming you didn’t just find out that your dad has been having unavoidable sexytime with a teevee star’s ex-wife, or that your dad isn’t an incompetent teen-sex model your mom just let back in the house, you should have no excuse not to spend Sunday, Father’s Day, with the man whose sperm is responsible for [...]
Father’s Day is this Sunday — how can you make sure that your gift to Dad wins the morning? As luck would have it, many legal Creative-Americans have beautiful shirts, stickers, and other items that will totally please your Pops. Your Wonkette found many such treasures at our favorite old retail haunt, CafePress. Let’s look [...]
CRAPPY FATHER’S DAY! The unwanted stepchild of Mother’s Day reminds us that American presidents are pretty shitty at being dads, too. [Political Machine]
In what historians may call the Worst Blog Post Ever, Meghan McCain, the unemployed daughter of WALNUTS!, explains her Father’s Day gift: she finally freaking registered Republican! It’s so important, this non-gift, that she includes many pictures of her filling out forms at some state bureaucracy outpost in Arizona. Cindy’s there, too, watching her daughter [...]
