• February 15, 2012

fedex

For decades, the nation’s dogs have known something was up with those UPS and FedEx deliveries — and now the frightened, collapsing empires of the West are realizing our canine friends might have had the right idea all along. Perhaps it wasn’t so “crazy” after all when they hurled themselves against the chain link or [...]

Have you read all of Karl Rove’s memoir Me, Poop, Trash, & Gargoyles and presented your findings to your fellow unemployment line decorations yet, at the Water Cooler? You have?? Lucky. Well then surely you remember the part where Rove reveals how George W. Bush kept trying to get Fred Smith, the FedEx shipping company [...]