• February 12, 2012

fireworks

THE RISE OF THE OLDS

Lame Old White-Guy Terrorist Tries To Blow Up Mich. Mosque With Fireworks

by Jack Stuef

10:31 am January 31, 2011

KILLJOYS

Nothing Fun Allowed At Obama’s Stadium Show

by Ken Layne

5:13 pm August 15, 2008

Good news, Obamatards with tickets to Barack Obama & the Decemberists’ big concert at Mile High Stadium: You are encouraged to go through 10 miles of security lines and enter the INVESCO outdoor FEMA detainment camp at 1 p.m., a half day before Obama will speak. Also, you can’t bring booze. Also, there will be [...]

FAKE PLASTIC TREES

Entire Chinese Olympics Is Elaborate Fake

by Ken Layne

1:29 pm August 12, 2008

Do you have the Summer Olympic Fever? No? Neither do we. But now we sort of regret missing the Opening Ceremony, which was apparently done completely with the computer game The SIMS.

DC

Metro Section: Symphony in .38 Caliber

by Alex Pareene

6:09 pm July 5, 2006

MICHELLE MALKIN

Metro Section: Brought To You By Vandelay Industries

by Alex Pareene

6:19 pm July 3, 2006