fisa

2:15 pm July 16, 2009

Just more proof that the Associated Press is controlled by Erik Erickson and the Pharmaceutical Knights Templar. [Matt Yglesias] When will you whiny liberals thank S&M black belt John Yoo for correcting FISA’s many typos and run-on sentences? And why aren’t you more appreciative of all the fabulous features he added in the process, like [...]

HE CHEATS WITH HIS SELF-LOATHING AFROCENTRISM

Barack Obama Is Officially A Bitter

by Jim Newell

2:09 pm July 11, 2008

52 comments 1556 Views

Greasy shitsack Barack Obama has sold out yet again to the Corporates and Racists: “SI.com has learned that for the first time in history, a major presidential candidate may sponsor a race car in NASCAR’s premier series. According to sources, Barack Obama’s campaign is in talks to become the primary sponsor of BAM Racing’s No. [...]

AMERICA'S SHINING CONGRESS

FISA Overhaul Passes In Senate As Expected; You Should Probably Never Use A Telephone Again

by Jim Newell

4:06 pm July 9, 2008

53 comments 3312 Views

After an exciting day of voting, the Senate has voted in favor of the new FISA surveillance bill, 69-28, and George Bush will now sign it into law in his secret masturbatorium.

EMERGENCY WONK'D

Obama Spotted Being A Jerk In D.C., Today!

by Jim Newell

1:00 pm July 9, 2008

73 comments 4961 Views

Wonkette Bitter operative “Carl” brings us a very important EMERGENCY WONK’D today, in which he spots Barack Obama at Eliot Spitzer’s hooker hotel in Washington D.C. Barry, of course, is in town today to vote in favor of the illegal FISA overhaul. But mostly he is just talking on his cell phone and riding in [...]

WHORES

by Jim Newell

9:04 pm June 20, 2008

232 comments 4280 Views

OBAMA’S A LOSER: Uh oh, someone wants to look like a Tuff Guy by supporting illegal spying legislation that he previously… didn’t. And now every single comment board on the Internet will flood with great anti-Obama wits, writing “OOH WHOS YR DEM MESIAH NOW??” [Washington Post/The Trail]

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