• February 12, 2012

fish

A trade group representing Japanese fishermen (see: scummy fish union) has called TEPCO — the company that owns the nuclear power plant that is currently exploding — incompetent and “unforgivable.” Specifically, the group is less than thrilled about Tokyo Electric and the Japanese government deciding to dump 11,500 tons of radioactive water into the Pacific [...]

Everybody suffers in their own way, okay? Don’t judge! Sometimes when somebody loves a fish in a very special way, that person is unhappy when the fish can’t be shipped from Japan, on the other side of the world.

Michelle Malkin put back on her sexy bikini because she has a very important column today about how Obama is “grabbing” our oceans from us. PUT THOSE BACK WHERE YOU FOUND THEM, SOCIALIST! “It’s not enough that the White House is moving to lock up hundreds of millions of acres of land in the name [...]

Saturday, April 17: All-you-can-eat oysters and all-you-can-drink beer. These are two very good things, and you can enjoy both at the 3rd Annual Oyster Fest at Hank’s Oyster Bar. Tickets are $75. [Hank's Oyster Bar]

Wednesday, March 4:Brickskeller is holding its annual Strong Ale Tasting, where you can sample the finest work of brew makers from California to Delaware. $35 at the Brickskeller. [Love the Beer]

A new poll from the venerable AP-Yahoo partnership shows that pet owners prefer John McCain over Barack Obama, 42% to 37%. (The other 21%, we assume, support pet-loving failure Mitt Romney.) Dog owners, especially, support John McCain by a wide margin, while cat owners of course lean towards known homosexual Barack Obama. Obama owns no [...]

Coincidentally (or not), we also received some PR material today about thongs emblazoned with the phrase “Dolphin Safe.” It’s what all the wasted fish are wearing this year.