When GOProud, the only American group catering to the feelings of wingnut butt goblins, announced that they were going to have a big “HomoCon” party this past weekend, the Internet said “whatever” and went back to fantasizing about Justin Bieber. When it was announced that the expired entertainer known as “Ann Coulter” would be headlining, [...]
Michelle Antoinette and King Louis Hussein XIV held a ecstasy-rich dance party in petit-Versailles while the poor American people want only for bread and water. [Gateway Pundit] Adding to her numerous list of decadent crimes, the first lady also terrorized New York city personally, shouting “Let them eat cake!” from Air Force One. [HillBuzz] America’s [...]
… Is fisting. Yeah, so? [YouTube]
FOX NEWS DISCOVERS ‘TERRORIST FIST JAB’: Yes they can! Our favorite teevee news says Michelle and Barack Obama’s cool move with the Respect Knuckles is actually a secret Muslim fisting ritual for Terror. Jesus fucking christ these Fox News people need to die, of terror fisting AIDS, because they’re not even funny anymore. [Gawker]
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