founding farmers
It’s here, the special long summer weekend when we pretend to love America and forget about the pesky wars — except for the War of Independence against British Petroleum — and constant disasters such as oil spills and other government failures. Although, courtesy of the World Cup, America has already been exalted four times already [...]
Think what you will about DC, but the city does have at least one thing going for it: the Cherry Blossoms. They’re so pink and pretty, and even if it means thousands of out-of-towners are going to flock to DC this weekend, to be annoying and take photos of every flower they see, it also [...]
So it was said, let there be bacon. Lots and lots of bacon. And that if bacon is in all food there will be nothing to worry about because we will all be dead by age 50 anyway. Thus, Founding Farmers was born. Now we can all get fat off free range, organic, hormone-free meats [...]
