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The mentally ill dingbats at Fox and Friends devoted part of their program to calling kindly mom lady protester Stacy Hessler “disgusting filth” because she was so moved by the Occupy Wall Street protests that she left her teenage kids at home with their dad in Florida to participate at Zuccotti Park. B-b-but a woman’s [...]
It used to be that parents could just plop their fat little children in front of “Ren & Stimpy” for hours without having to worry a bit about the little ones being attacked by “knowledge” or “science.” But this is the age of Obama and librul media and Sharia law, etc., so naturally the days [...]
Mouth-breathing “Fox and Friends” commentator-of-the-day Bob Dilenschneider was roving around inside the decaying asbestos filling his skull cavity when he found this bizarre string of words to complain about all the media attention on the News Corp hacking scandal: “Citigroup, great bank. Bank of America, great bank. Are they getting the same kind of attention [...]
Here you will see three idiots on the sofa stare intently into a void. Out of the void comes the voice of a fourth idiot. “When it comes to racism and racists,” the fourth idiot muses (he uses “racists” as if it were a subject unencompassed by “racism” in order to seem more intelligent), “I [...]
Once upon a time there was this guy named Jesus, who told a bunch of people that he was the Son of God and did lots of magic tricks until Mel Gibson killed him in front of disgusted audiences everywhere, the end. This is the foundation for the world’s angriest religion, Christianity. This is also [...]
Those Nazis made it close for a while, but in the end, it couldn’t have gone to a better guy.
It was bad enough when the Messicans came across the border to steal our economy and manufacturing (migrant farming) jobs. But now they have turned into Horrifying PIRATES who ride around on JET SKIS killing Americans for no reason at all. This is according to Fox News, who had some dead guy’s wife on Fox [...]
It turns out Piper has one other hobby besides calling into morning drive-time radio shows: ballet. After this is revealed at about the three-minute mark, Steve Doocy predicts Piper will tell Bristol to “SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT.” “I know how little kids talk,” he explains. Yes, tell that to Piper when she is [...]
Team Sarah Worried That Fox News Is Becoming Anti-Palin, Not Sure Where They Will Get Their News Now
Team Sarah knows that the only place truth can possibly exist is in their teevee box, when it’s tuned to Fox News. But what happens when Fox News talks about Sarah Palin and it’s not in the religiously masturbatory way they do at Team Sarah? Is Fox News starting to HIDE the truth that Sarah [...]
Steve Doocy and Fox & Friends are on someone’s shit list for this very liberal caption. HINT: this someone is an idiot snowbilly grifter.
This gets so awesome, starting around 2:30. Fox & Friends’ Brian Kilmeade thinks he’s so cool, and then SLAM, BAM, DEATH, and massive 69-ing. [YouTube]
Nothin’ quite like a few rich poopbags trying to dissect Sarah Palin’s reasons for scribbling shit all over her hands during a teabagging speech. Disturbed racial theorist Brian Kilmeade offers another story from his dark, repressed childhood on this morning’s Fox & Friends and adds, “I think that is — like you said before, Gretchen [...]
Fox News’ in-house eugenicist Brian Kilmeade had a provocative suggestion this morning, on his network’s A.M. comedy show: “KILMEADE: Do you think it’s time for the military to have special debriefings of Muslim Army officers — anybody enlisted?…Because if I’m going to be deployed in a foxhole, if I’m going to be sticking in an [...]
