• February 12, 2012

free beer

A gaggle of DJs will be descending upon Asylum tonight, courtesy of RipOFF, for the “Totally Fucked Party.” Though dance parties are not exactly a rare occurrence in DC, this one is special in that it provides to you, the dancer, free beer!

To honor Barack Obama’s swearing-in as the first Luo president of America, ever, your Wonkette is hosting a sexy sexy party this Friday — yes, the one that’s in two days! Ha ha! And it’s free for everyone, with the musics and the alcohols. America’s videographer Liz Glover will play host at her very own [...]