• February 13, 2012

french fries

Recently-released files show that the fancy tea-based British government took their fancy British UFOs very seriously in the 1950s, and Winston Churchill destroyed much of the evidence to cover it up. The U.S. thought it was winning the UFO race at the time, but were our dandy allies secretly doing better than us? Why did [...]

Polar Bear fetishist Al Gore took a break from saving the world in 2006 to allegedly tell a masseuse to melt his iceberg. Actual literate person, Greer Mansfield, joins the Wonkette staff to review Glenn Beck’s new chick-lit novel. Fresh from dumping the lovely Campbell Brown, CNN lowers its standards and acquires a new piece [...]