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India Receives Intel That Terrorist Coconuts Want To Assassinate Obama
by Jack Stuef
by Jack Stuef
2:33 pm November 4, 2010
President Obama will be embarking on a trip tomorrow to visit his real constituency — the world’s foreigners — to size up, as all American presidents do, potential countries to invade. But recently some local Muslim produce heard about his refusal to wear a Muslim head-covering and became radicalized. Officials in the Indian city of [...]
Michelle Obama Feeds Children ‘Dried Fruit’ at White House Halloween ‘Party’
10:16 am November 1, 2010
Happy Halloween! Did you take advantage of the one day on which you can worship Satan and pass out razor blade candy, without feeling the least bit guilty? Well that’s very comforting, because possibly thousands of small children attended a White House Halloween veggie potluck, and it was probably the worst night of their young [...]






