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WHAT WE NEED IS ANOTHER SAW TO GET THAT SAW OUT: Your one-sentence AP story of the day: “Coast Guard says saw has become stuck in riser pipe in latest effort to contain Gulf oil spill.” [AP]
How does Fox News trim the work force during a terrible recession without mentioning layoffs at all? Just put out an “internal memo” announcing a sudden & comical “zero tolerance” for the constant fuckups and intentional lies that make Fox News so funny. (The memo went out Friday, so it didn’t mention today’s hilarious idiocy.) [...]
