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Gridiron Dinner Features Usual Masturbatory Hijinks, Minus The President

by Sara K. Smith

9:42 am March 23, 2009

Barack Obama missed out on the much-ballyhooed Gridiron Dinner this weekend, an event in which journalists and politicians sit around very expensive tables with long white linen tablecloths and quietly give each other handjobs. Instead the president stayed at Camp David with his family, blah. Fortunately, Joe Biden attended the dinner and brought home the [...]

JOHN MCCAIN

John McCain’s Hilariously Canned One-Liner About Barack Obama And Jimmy Carter!

by Sara K. Smith

12:04 pm June 10, 2008

John McCain enjoys a well-deserved reputation as a charismatic, maverick jokester with a devastating wit. Plus, he likes Ernest Hemingway, so he knows good writin’! So it’s no surprise that, a minute and a half into an interview with Brian Williams, he would bust out with a fantastic bit of silver tonguery about Barack Obama [...]