• February 15, 2012

funny pictures

Everybody suffers in their own way, okay? Don’t judge! Sometimes when somebody loves a fish in a very special way, that person is unhappy when the fish can’t be shipped from Japan, on the other side of the world.

It has been nearly a week now, and the crisis in Japan only seems to be getting more terrible, so it’s time for the world’s religious people to start finding a deity to blame for the devastation in Japan! We long ago figured it was the Irish god, Saint Patrick, because it’s his “Holy Week” [...]

Even after all these years, sometimes the Internet just baffles us. From the Twitter page of bsfarrington, here is a painting of Jeb Bush with a Blackberry and four uncanny Candy Crowley elves:

It’s not easy being the president during a sustained industrial/economic collapse! But Barack Obama bravely went to Willy Wonka’s munitions factory somewhere in Ohio or someplace, and then Barack Obama did a bad thing and tried the Every Flavor Dinner Gum, which includes “fried fat curds,” which are against Michelle Obama’s rules, so the crazy [...]

Previously, you will remember, Egypt was Iraq. That Sharia sure gets around, eh?

What is ruining America for middle-aged white guys who drive monstrous pickup trucks around the Ozarks thanks to the oil from Islamofascist dictatorships? Oh, the usual: President Obama, “the news media,” and higher education. Also, beware of “rhinos,” also. Thanks to Wonkette operative “Will Ferrell.”

While it’s true that Fox News broadcast this particular hilariously wrong map/graphic before the current crisis in Egypt, we cannot discount the possibility that this Fox News meathead error might be accepted as fact by, perhaps, Robert Gates or the House of Representatives or whatever discredited 100-year-old hawk Obama named as Special Envoy To Bombing [...]

Wonkette operatives “Amanda and her boyfriend” spotted this lovely little car down in Florida. But why does it have an Illinois plate? Maybe because it is very cold in Illinois, and probably warmer in Gainesville?

It’s time for another episode of America’s Choice: The Final Days, starring wacky cocaine addict/hooker assaulter Charlie Sheen, who is apparently a television star and not just a full-time human joke, and what’s it, the place with King Tut. Iran? Guess who lost?

Your editor is sort of drunk, and you know what? Commenter “simplyblue7″ is right: We have to give our Michael Steele GIFs and pictures and the man himself a fitting goodbye. So we will remember Michael Steele the way he would want to be remembered: We made a Hamster Dance. Scat scat scat. (Click through [...]

Wait a minute, 2010 is over already? And here we are still writing “Fuck the Pope” on our checks! Well, whatever, everything must end — even horrible things like “the year 2010.” And who are the handsome Teutonic Princes in this particular photograph? Just some Midwest Nazis kickin’ it old-skool. The one circled is GOP [...]

Sometimes, things are just so weird that you’ve got no real choice but to spray paint a bunch of angry anti-Mexican crap all over your crappy car, for America!

On this Thanksgiving Morning/Mourning, we want to remind Americans that all presidents have always looked like twits during the annual Turkey Pardon Photo Op — of course Barack Obama looked like an idiot pretending to care about that dumb bird headed to Disneyland. (This is exactly why Obama seems so bored dealing with unemployed/destroyed people; [...]

We sent Jack Stuef to the airport to get lucky with some TSA harelip. Here’s the photographic evidence proving that Jack is still cowering in the airport bookstore behind a pile of Tucker Max and George W. Bush frat-prank books. [Twitter]