• February 13, 2012

george bush senior

Uhh, here’s some hippie with a camera supposedly yelling at George Bush Senior within the friendly environs of a neighborhood pizza joint, but do you actually see him anywhere in this video? Didn’t George Bush Senior die recently anyway? Oh nevermind, we’re thinking of Bob Dole. [HuffPo]

Insanely old oil monster George H.W. Bush has “pulled a Notre Dame” and invited the terrible President to come speak at Texas A&M University on Friday about the importance of Community Service, gay. George H.W. Bush is allowed to do this because (a) his Presidential Library is on the A&M campus and (b) he owns [...]

Uhh: “Dad loves the outdoors. He often took me fishing when I was a kid. We’d go fishing for bluefish off the coast of Maine. I learned the skills of fishing from listening to him, and the joy of fishing from watching him. Dad’s a good hunter, too, and one Christmas he gave me a [...]

HMM. And what is with the clown socks? [TMZ]

Here’s old “Poppy” Bush talking to the teevee about how he will order America to make his son Jeb be “elected” President, sooner or later, dead or alive. Obviously this will happen, because we forget everything terrible about this shady oil corporation of a family every eight years and just assume that one of them [...]