• February 12, 2012

girls

MODERN PROBLEMS

by Ken Layne

12:22 pm March 24, 2010

DRUNK STUDENT ON INTERNET SEEKS GIRLS: How does a brooding 20-year-old drunken college student on the Internet finally leave the dorm and get laid? Your editor’s answer may disgust you! [True/Slant]

NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT

Barack Obama Is Actually President of Basketball, At the White House

by Ken Layne

1:29 pm May 1, 2009

While the rest of you dumb slobs are dying of Mexican Carnitas Influenza, losing your jobs and being forced at gunpoint by census takers to buy a fucking Chrysler, Barack Obama plays sexy basketball with a bunch of hot-as-hell tall girls in fancy dresses. [White House]

LOSERS

Late Night Shots Doods Fall For Hipster Gals

by Ken Layne

11:45 am May 16, 2008

MITT ROMNEY

Obama Girl Still Gyrating Away at the Behest of Her Masters

by Alex Pareene

1:16 pm August 8, 2007

SAM BROWNBACK

Candidate “Girls” Now Officially Single Dumbest Aspect of ’08 Election

by Alex Pareene

10:47 am August 2, 2007

FUNNY PICTURES

Next Week In the ‘Times’: ‘Blind Dates’ Often Lead to Sexy Jacuzzi Encounters

by Alex Pareene

9:47 am March 9, 2006

FUNNY PICTURES

The Security Council — Is It… a Goer? Eh? Eh?

by Alex Pareene

4:33 pm March 7, 2006