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Jesus Died For You, But He Totally Could Have Put You In A Headlock If He Hadn’t

by Riley Waggaman

5:00 pm October 26, 2009

If the Phillies win the World Series, Charles Schumer will give Arlen Specter a cheesecake and Kristen Gillibrand. BUT, if the Phillies lose the World Series, Charles Schumer will give Arlen Specter Kristen Gillibrand. Quite the wager. [The Caucus] Remember that part in the Bible — Chapter 3? — when Jesus decides to clothesline a [...]