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What’s up, Gibbs? Screwing around on Twitter again, instead of fixing America’s economy? And now look what happened, while America was looking inward instead of watching its Twitter Borders for scary Slavic/Muslim “eco terrorists” on the Internet: Twitter is somehow hacked! All you have to do is be a powerful figure in a socialist-thug administration, [...]
Self-loathing Labour monster Gordon Brown is literally in a fancy car right now on his way to the Queen’s Palace to tell the noble monarch Elizabeth Windsor that he would be honored to no longer have a job running Her Majesty’s Government, immediately, if she would be so gracious & comely as to accept his [...]
GORDON BROWN TO QUIT FOR LABOUR/LIB-DEM SEXYTIME: As mentioned in the post below, Posh-Ponce David Cameron couldn’t make a Tory/Lib-Dem deal, so now Nick Clegg is having romantic talks with Labour, and Gordon Brown just said he’d step down as Prime Minister so that Labour and the Lib-Dems can make a Shared Government against the [...]
David Cameron is just like us! He dressed like a forest animal for a school play … along with Prince Edward. And that’s how Young Davey first met his royal highness and actual cousin, Queen Elizabeth II. (Posh Davey is the illegitimate-royal great-great-great-great-great grandchild of King William IV, while Cameron’s wife is the direct descendant [...]
As the mists rising from vomit-filled gutters all over the United Kingdom were chased away by the feeble northern sun, bleary-eyed drunken yobs all over the island awoke to discover that the votes they had cast the previous day on a lark had resulted in no clear winner. David Cameron, the posh Tory whose youthful [...]
Why do we care at all about the UK election taking place today? Aren’t the British to blame for our whole Tea Party problem? And didn’t those curry-spewing lobsterbacks burn down the White House that one time? Well, today we will let bygones be bygones, because the UK elections are really the only foreign politics [...]
FOR GOD’S SAKE DON’T LET THE BRITS NEAR LIVE MICS: “[Prime Minister Gordon] Brown’s campaign team even overhauled their election strategy this week — betting that more contact between the leader and ordinary people would revive his flagging election hopes … After talking with grandmother Gillian Duffy in the northern town of Rochdale, Brown was [...]
It’s almost election time on Merry Olde Knifecrime Island. What’s going on over there, anyway? Nobody knows! Voldemort’s smoke plume covered the whole of Great Britain, but we can safely assume the natives continue their usual activities of binge drinking and binge stabbing while their bastard children perform webcam sex shows from derelict council flats. [...]
British Prime Minister Gordon Brown suggested that a group of unemployed people who represent society’s most rapacious, morally flexible personalities sculpt the vulnerable minds of innocents. We speak, of course, of out-of-work bankers getting jobs teaching school children. Crazy Europeans! What will they think of next, milk in boxes?
