government waste
As the weather gets warmer, it’s time for Americans across the land to go out in the sun, get (their scooters) some exercise, and return to hating Muslims, so here’s your third post of the day on this exciting, innovative movement. Our country, as we all know, is still pretty certain a terrorist attack is [...]
Just last month, the governor of Louisiana went on television and was all, “Now this $140 million ‘volcano monitoring’ deal is such a dumb liberal plot by ACORN, amiright?” And now Alaska’s Mount Redoubt has erupted, out of spite. Why does God/Vulcan/Sarah Palin want Bobby Jindal to look like such an asshole? [BBC News]
Employees of the National Science Foundation are the luckiest people alive, because apparently they make buckets of money to look at porn all day, i.e., “promote the progress of science.” Or so says Chuck Grassley, an Iowa senator obsessed with two things: government waste and toilet seats. Apparently for a while there NSF employees spent [...]
