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More proof that Wonkette readers are the best and most attractive readers on the whole Internets! A casual mention that we aren’t up on any of the hilarious goings-on in today’s Georgia primary immediately gets us a tip from hero commenter TJBeck that we should take a good, hard look at one “Jody Hice.” Just [...]
Remember the very beginning of Ayn’s adventures? Life was so simple then. Sure, she’s had her share of scraps since, but today she must face off against her most terrible opponent, an angry mama grizzly! Will she survive Allah’s ultimate Xtreme Challenge?!
With their best friends the Supreme Court routinely doing them solids on overturning urban gun control, the National Rifle Association has nothing better to do now than make sure every random law that gets passed has some funny gun part to it. Things like the new credit card law’s provision that you can now carry [...]
RedState has a Drudge Siren (ironically? no, probably not) exclusive today: the National Rifle Association is planning on endorsing Harry Reid for U.S. Senate in Nevada instead of armed insurrection candidate Sharron Angle. How can the NRA support a librul like Harry Reid over somebody who actually wants to use her Second Amendment rights to [...]
ROGER EBERT ON 5-4 OVERTURNING OF CHICAGO HANDGUN BAN: “Supreme Court sides with squirrel hunters and drug gangs against cops and innocent bystanders.” [@ebertchicago/Reuters/Sun Times]
We get mad at The Media now and again, but then we remember that they have a kind of a shitty job! Not as bad as, say, coal miners or eight-year-old Bangladeshi garment workers, but still! A lot of their time is spent lurking around waiting to shout dumb questions at people that they know [...]
Omnipotent Chicago mob boss and mayor-for-life Richard Daley held a press conference with local reporters yesterday to discuss the city’s handgun ban that will probably be overturned by the Supreme Court, which loves giving citizens of violent death-towns as many handguns as the Constitution permits (10.9 trillion). It was a very serious affair, and Daley [...]
Here’s Dale Peterson, who is just a little bit INTENSE, especially about his mealy-mouthed jackass opponents in the Republican primary who are just doing such terrible stuff like stealing signs and making jokes on the Facebook. Is this a time to joke? Dale Peterson’s gonna come pump you full of birdshot you damned pansy communist. [...]
America’s finest legal reporters are very busy analyzing Elena Kagan’s very important writings over the years. Where does she stand on civil liberties and the entire legality of the “War on Terror,” for example? Those are examples of things that aren’t important, to be precise. Let’s instead focus on what she wrote as a clerk [...]
Elitist un-ordinary New York snob Elena Kagan has been making the rounds in the Senate office buildings, where she goes to meet Very Important senators and have small talk for a few minutes, after which each senator tells the media something like, “We had a very nice chat. I look forward to asking her questions, [...]
By the Comics CurmudgeonHey, everybody, did you miss your Cartoon Violence? I’ll bet you did! Your Comics Curmudgeon missed you too, though I have to say that I didn’t miss wading through hundreds of political cartoons on a regular basis, satisfying as it is to smite ’em in the end. And as I dove head-first [...]
