• February 13, 2012

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CNN has big news! A “Democratic source” has told the jejune news network that the Democratic Party will roll out “a major announcement Wednesday about the future of the party,” delivered in a speech by Tim Kaine at George Washington University. The speech is said to “excite Democrats across the country,” so be sure to [...]

This weekend, Teabaggers descended on our peaceful capital from a mystical land that taxed forgot. Thus, when they attempted to partake in some local cuisine at a college deli, they were shocked to find they had to pay a city tax on paper bags. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE THEM TO BURN THEIR PRECIOUS LIBERTY IN, [...]

GWU Medical School is just barely accredited, in fact, it is the only medical school on probation, which sounds serious! Naturally, this is where Dick Cheney was taken. [DCist] Your Orange Metro Line has a wide stance, but the inspector didn’t notice, and next thing you know, derailment. This inspector was given a “refresher course.” [...]