harry reid
If there’s one story that distills our current politics it’s this one. Everything comes down to this: Democrats like Harry Reid like sharks because they get all their money from Hollywood liberal sharks like that one that starred in Jaws, but Republicans like Tom Coburn were bitten by sharks when they were kids and thus [...]
Hello, welcome to Tuesday Afternoon: Politico reports that Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) gave Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY) “an unusual form of praise” at a closed-door fundraiser. Said Reid: “We in the Senate refer to Sen. Gillibrand as the hottest member.” “The comment prompted Gillibrand to turn red… and created a bit of stir [...]
Yesterday afternoon (at around 4:20 pm — coincidence or FATE?) Your Wonkette received an email from Liz Glover asking if we wanted to go take photos of important people who were attending the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute’s 33rd Annual Awards Gala. We said, “Alright, sure,” because we wanted to see Harry Reid with his boyfriend [...]
Who is this serious-looking gentleman wearing a badge on his polo shirt? Christ, the Mexicans are stealing all of our bad acting jobs too. MEANWHILE, the Domestic Abuse SUV has pulled up to our Nevada house, OMINOUSLY. Why didn’t Sharron Angle construct huge walls around the border of Nevada so Domestic Abuse SUVs can’t get [...]
What has Sharron Angle done for milk lately, except for praise it because it’s not black? DONE. LANDSLIDE. [YouTube]
Dear Nevada, Please stop blaming Harry Reid for your economic woes, because do you people even know what the economy (or Harry Reid) is? The Economy, like the Internet, is a series of tubes. Harry Reid is just an old man from Nevada. So why must you insist that Harry Reid is somehow related to [...]
Remember when RedState put up a Drudge Siren about how the NRA was going to endorse Harry Reid? Yeah, not happening. They say they won’t support him because he voted for Justices Sotomayor and Kagan. So why did taxpayers fund a $61 million earmark for a gun range in the middle of the Nevada desert?
Nevada scribe Sharron Angle believes that the color black is satanic! Or at least she used to, before her campaign advisers started telling her to appear more “tolerant.” Senator Harry Reid also is satanic, which is why he’s making t-shirts with this design, which mocks Angle for once campaigning against black high-school football jerseys full [...]
By all rights Sharron Angle’s Twitter feed ought to be a nonstop stream of hilarity, full of death threats and theological lunacy and pleas for friendship, but in practice whichever intern has been put in charge of it is heroically clinging to sanity, mostly just posting links to press releases and Angle’s occasional appearances before [...]
Huzzah! The Washington Post Op-Ed page is relevant again, to Harry Reid! This makes up for the loss of journalistimistical champions Woodward and Bernstein and also legendary tablecloth-reviewer Sally Quinn. (Oh wait, she has a blog! This is what happens, when you are an alleged former mistress and confirmed lifelong dingbat; you get to write [...]
Yes, here is a person in serious contention for U.S. Senate, wondering why the press does not write the things she wants them to write and help her raise money. Why is it that the media thinks it has a different role than Teabagger websites? That is not very nice, you guys. Territory folks should [...]
Sen. Harry Reid has finished ahead of his Teabagger/Republican opponent Sharron Angle for the first time in his re-election campaign, so if Republicans are not already kicking themselves for nominating a crazy instead of a bland, they are now. Harry Reid was once written off, but Angle has allowed him to catch up by admitting [...]
BP’s futuristic space-age technobox dingus has gone nearly two whole days without leaking, or exploding, or going crazy and bursting off its mooring and burrowing further into the sea floor and opening up yet another leaky hole in the Earth’s crust, which probably means that this whole thing has been solved and you can stop [...]
