harry s. truman

9:29 am November 25, 2010

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On this Thanksgiving Morning/Mourning, we want to remind Americans that all presidents have always looked like twits during the annual Turkey Pardon Photo Op — of course Barack Obama looked like an idiot pretending to care about that dumb bird headed to Disneyland. (This is exactly why Obama seems so bored dealing with unemployed/destroyed people; [...]

SHE IS THE LIZARD QUEEN SHE CAN DO ANYTHING

500-Year-Old Monarch Has Reigned Through a Dozen U.S. Presidents!

by Ken Layne

3:33 pm December 11, 2009

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Here is something pretty gross: Queen Elizabeth II — holy emperor of the Kingdom of the Picts, Scots, Irish, French and the Ancient Chinamen — has been the Monarch of this bog-land since Harry S. Truman was president. And she’s STILL alive, which is the only requirement for continuing one’s queening career.

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