• February 13, 2012

heaven

SHARIA BE DAMNED

Child Tells Fox News He Met ‘Sea-Blue’-Eyed Jesus In Heaven

by Jack Stuef

5:36 pm November 18, 2010

Aww, this is the greatest moment in Gretchen Carlson’s life! She is so excited to hear this indifferent child tell her about the things his dad told him to tell her he saw in Heaven. [Videogum]

HYPED FOLLOW-UPS

John McCain’s EPIC New Ad Loves Barack Obama!

by Jim Newell

2:54 pm August 1, 2008

Oh man, this ad is so much better than “Celeb.” While that last one was creepy, this one is funny (or rather, “less creepy”), and expensive-looking, and has an upbeat soundtrack, and says all sorts of nice things about Barack Obama! Also, McCain *finally* admits that Barack Obama freed the Jews from Egypt back when [...]

BARACK OBAMA

Christian Bummer: Experts Say There’s No Heaven

by Ken Layne

5:38 pm February 7, 2008

JERRY FALWELL

For the Record

by Alex Pareene

4:31 pm March 9, 2006