hezbollah
Cuba is Iran’s southernmost province in Palestine and all the terrorists are camping out on Fidel Castro’s front lawn, according to fading pill nut Michele Bachmann, who is here to warn us all that we’d better not re-open trade with Cuba or, GAH, Palestine’s “Hez-BLAH” terrorists will get their U.N. license to bomb Florida, by [...]
Official U.S. terrorist group Hezbollah’s poorly named “Museum for Resistance Tourism” is a fun resort destination for children of all ages, and now it is open for business (jihad) in scenic Mleeta, Lebanon. ABC News has taken the tour, and it seems like it may be better than visiting Cleveland, at least! Like many tourist [...]
Here is Rep. Sue Myrick (R-NC), giving balance to what must have been a not crazy enough newscast on Fox. Hezbollah, the Lebanon militants, are learning Spanish in Venezuela and then driving up the imaginary freeway into Costa Rica and up to the Rio Grande, where they’re passing off as simple Mexican illegal immigrants.
