hillary clinton
Everything is going hunky-dory down here, South of the Border, as we stock up on ISLAMO-TEQUILA for the 200th anniversary of Mexico’s “independence” from foreign rule. But Hillary Clinton is bored being Secretary of State when every PUMA knows SHE SHOULD BE PRESIDENT! And while Obama is stuck in midterm madness, Clinton noticed there’s a [...]
South Korea just wanted to sell 850,000 antique guns to American collectors, which is not a big deal! At least the Obama Administration didn’t think so last year, when its flouncy minions heard the word “antique” and quickly approved the sale. But then the Obamars realized that this was about Korean War-era M1 rifles, not [...]
OMG you guys, have you seen Hillary Clinton’s hair lately? She’s doing the bob thing again, like how she did back when this pic was taken from the ol’ Bosnian War days. She’s 62 years old, and she’s wearing her hair long! Do you understand just how freeing this is for America’s women?
Hillary Clinton visited the DMZ today to point and say, “That thing over there? That thing is going to pay for what it is doing.” The hot new 2010 edition of U.S. sanctions against North Korea were announced and took a turn on the runway. What’s in fashion this year? “She said the measures would [...]
The Governmental Accountability Office has released a STARTLING report saying that our previously unperverse State Department gave out 4,500 passports to registered sex offenders back in 2008. How has Hillary Clinton not already been put in stocks and branded with a scarlet letter for this? Oh wait, passports are sort of a right for U.S. [...]
Our Google News Alert for “Bill Clinton weiner” has finally come through. On Saturday, Rep. Anthony Weiner of New York married some lady who used to work for Hillary Clinton. The gown was made by the bride’s “good friend Oscar de la Renta,” because of course he is and because everyone cares about who made [...]
Rory Reid, the Nevada Democrat who is trying to succeed Jim Gibbons as Governor of Good Decisions, has launched his first campaign ad, and it somehow fails to mention his last name, which is strange, considering it is also the name of Nevada’s longtime senior senator, Harry Reid. Why in the world would Rory Reid [...]
Brown-bashing governatrix Jan Brewer is SO MAD at Hillary Clinton that she could just vomit letter K’s, in triplets. Earlier this month, Ol’ Hillz went and told some Ecuadorian browns that the Justice Department — FEDS, from THE BELTWAY — will be suing Arizona over its popular new immigration law without informing Arizona (i.e., Jan [...]
