• February 13, 2012

hillarycare

THE MEXICAN KARL MARX

Rick Perry Proposed ‘Bi-National’ U.S.-Mexico Obamacare Before 9/11

by Ken Layne

1:58 pm August 31, 2011

Rick Perry had a grand idea, just days before Muslim Terrorists attacked the United States on 9/11/01: Mexico could join together with the United States to provide free socialized health care for everyone, Mexican and Texan alike! This is how Rick Perry spent the days before 9/11, trying to give our capitalist freedom to a [...]

TIME TRAVEL

Ancient Evidence of Rick Perry’s Brief Humanity Surfaces In Old Letter

by Kirsten Boyd Johnson

6:58 pm August 30, 2011

Newsflash, we guess: Rick Perry miraculously sounds like a sentient human in a secret communique he typed to Hillary Clinton (!) at some point 18 years ago before the demons of compassion lost the battle for his soul. Perry wrote the letter as Texas Agricultural Commissioner to praise Clinton for her attempt at the time to begin [...]

DEMOCRATS

Bill Clinton Is A Petulant Jerk

by Ken Layne

11:05 am May 9, 2008

BILL CLINTON

by Jim Newell

4:21 pm November 8, 2007