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“When Tim Pawlenty wants to relax, he goes to hockeyfights.com.” Jeez, Pawlenty, stop measuring the drapes in the White House! You don’t have to be the most presidential presidential candidate ever. Yes, if you somehow thought Pawlenty was boring, depsite all those lens flares and jerky camera movements and the cyborg sound effects he makes [...]
Now here’s a “Twitpicture” for the history books: Congressman Dan Lipinski (D-Chicago Thugs), at left, receiving a bag of Philadelphia cheese steaks from serial sports bettor Rep. Robert Brady (D-Philly Brawlers), after the Blackhawks beat the Flyers to win the Stanley Cup the other night. The sandwiches were part of a bet that–because his team [...]
Hey McCain-Palin campaign: not to say “we told you so,” but in fact to say “HA HA TROLLOPS, we told you so,” Sarah Palin was not received well by Philadelphia hockey fans tonight when she dropped the ceremonial first puck at the Flyers’ season opener. Liberal gotcha journal the New York Times describes the chorus [...]
On October 11 we’ll get a preview of Sarah Palin’s future career: a former insta-celebrity akin to a reality show star who flies around the country to show her face at sports games and clubs and say funny slogans like “Dontchaknow?” for five minutes to a bunch of drunks. Her rate will be $200 in [...]
