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February 14, 2012
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HOMELAND SECURITY
Homeland Security Bureaucrats Moving To Lunatic Asylum
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Ken Layne
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Ken Layne
2:12 pm March 23, 2007
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TOP
Irresponsible Uninformed Speculation: OMG SEXIEST CABINET SECRETARY EVER
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Josh Fruhlinger
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Josh Fruhlinger
9:29 am March 20, 2007
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HOMELAND SECURITY
TSA Heroically Prevents Al Gore Hijacking Attempt
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Alex Pareene
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Alex Pareene
11:13 am March 2, 2007
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HOMELAND SECURITY
Boston Shuts Down Again, Over Terrorist Traffic-Counter Box
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Ken Layne
by
Ken Layne
5:05 pm March 1, 2007
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HOMELAND SECURITY
Stewardess Unravels Awful Gov’t Terror Conspiracy
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Ken Layne
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Ken Layne
5:18 pm February 5, 2007
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HOMELAND SECURITY
Shamed Giuliani/DHS Crook Sent To Guyana
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Ken Layne
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Ken Layne
2:29 pm January 26, 2007
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HOMELAND SECURITY
TSA Personnel Will Not Touch the Monkey
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Ken Layne
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Ken Layne
2:57 pm January 5, 2007
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HOMELAND SECURITY
How To Make a Freedom Bag
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Ken Layne
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Ken Layne
2:09 am September 29, 2006
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HOMELAND SECURITY
Homeland Security: 10 Days Without Pay For Talking To Congressman
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Ken Layne
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Ken Layne
5:46 pm September 27, 2006
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HOMELAND SECURITY
Fear-mongering Rumor News Update!
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Ken Layne
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Ken Layne
3:04 pm September 27, 2006
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HOMELAND SECURITY
Wonkette Needs YOU To Spread Fear
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Ken Layne
by
Ken Layne
3:43 pm September 26, 2006
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CRIME
Protecting the Homeland … With His Dick!
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Ken Layne
by
Ken Layne
3:32 pm September 19, 2006
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HOMELAND SECURITY
Al-Qaeda’s New Goal: Ruining Our Credit Score
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Alex Pareene
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Alex Pareene
9:49 am September 13, 2006
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HOMELAND SECURITY
Transportation Security Breakthrough: Ten Guilty Persons to Escape, Four Innocents to Suffer
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Alex Pareene
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1:12 pm August 14, 2006
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FUNNY PICTURES
Tomahawk Missile Falls Off Truck in Bronx, DHS Dispatches National Guard to Protect Indiana
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Alex Pareene
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Alex Pareene
11:42 am July 21, 2006
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