human events
Somehow we missed Richard Dreyfuss at CPAC, unfortunately. He was there to promote The Dreyfuss Initiative, some sort of effort to improve civics education in public schools. Human Events got him to sit down for an interview about his political views, and, well, the man seems to be drunk and a little belligerent. But we [...]
For some reason, conservative site Human Events interviewed Jackie Gingrich Cushman, the daughter of a man who was once relevant to American politics but now only takes breaks from his various mail-order money-making schemes to say hateful things about Muslims: Newt Gingrich. So is he running for president? “He’s very serious. He’s much more serious [...]
Are you bummed about not being able to own African slaves, both because of your permanently doomed financial condition and also the anti-state’s-rights 13th amendment to the Constitution? Well we hope you are enjoying being an angry old white slob with a moldy sofa on your porch! Also, you may want to “subscribe” to the [...]
We have seen lazy teevee robot Pat Sajak’s conservatism arise before but what the hell is this link we’ve clicked on? Pat Sajak is now just another pathetically sarcastic wingnut with a Human Events publishing login? Well, fine. He does not like Frank Rich, and everyone needs to know this. [Human Events via HuffPo]
Here is President-Viceroy Sir Buttfuckington of Human Events introducing his best friend in history, Grover Norquist, who has been so edgy about his difficult life recently and could very well be planning to blow up his own Austin IRS building in the near future, ha ha ha. Good thing that terrorist yesterday was white and [...]
Human dumpster Sarah Palin hasn’t held many unnecessary interviews in the last few weeks, what the hell is wrong with her? Does she want this thing in 2012 or not?? Her lazy ass needs to be in cold motherfuckin’ IOWA right now and every week for the next few years, going to fried steak dinners [...]






