• February 13, 2012

IDF

Some IDF soldiers did a funny dance while “on patrol” (trying to find flotillas to murder). This lighthearted music video makes everything better; it heals all wounds, big and small. [Telegraph] The Episcopal Church is angry at the U.S. Senate for saying derogatory things about deceased terrorist Thurgood Marshall, who happens to be an Episcopal [...]

The Israeli army — like Perez Hilton’s dog and Obama before it — has started a YouTube channel. [Contentions] People magazine will bail out Levi and Bristol by paying $300,000 for pictures of Tripp, the Trig of the future. [The Scoop] Bloomberg and Co. will stop trying to do any favors for Caroline Kennedy because [...]